(This) Girl's Night In

Spinach and feta pastry in my mouth.

Chomp. Chomp.

Charlotte shyly enters the Self Help section. Season Five. Episode Four. Stanny reveals he's met Marcus and Carrie has her photo shoot. Book cover. I want a book cover photo shoot.

"We all judge, it's our hobby." I agree, Stanford. How fun.

My blue comfy-- sometimes known as a nightgown-- hikes over my hips as I prop my feet on the coffee table. Chipped red on my toes. Need to do something about that soon. I scratch my thigh, pop another pastry.

Chomp. Chomp.

Swig of red wine. Did I turn off the stove? Who cares. I'll catch it before I go to bed.

Wait, isn't there peanut butter ice cream left? I know, I know. Wedding in three weeks.

Don't worry; it's low-cal. Plus, it's my night.